September 2009
5 posts
RT @lookingformoney: Are you the only one that has not joined a great ad site called Pyrabang <—-Yes!
Dear Twitter spammers, could you at least sell something I would be interested in. I mean, I’m a female cat, don’t need viagra or money.
RT @lili_llife: Bad Breath can be cured FAST <—-Does your product work for cat food breath?
The Bengals bring shame to felines everywhere,
RT @mikepfs: RT Tweet us your best 9/12 videos. Looking for something to feature on LibertyDogs site <—- LOL Dogs and Republicans!
July 2009
11 posts
Leah Culver wants you to log into http://leafychat.com/ …tell them Ebby the Cat sent you!
Chilling on my new throne http://yfrog.com/ep7gkj
It’s my mommy’s birthday! Without her I would be a starving stray kitty or in a pound. Please wish her a happy birthday @_Jody
Tried to sneak a bite of daddy’s cheeseburger. Failed. Apparently I can not has :(
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For those of you wondering, Apple is secretly run by cats. Steve Jobs is just a Scottish Fold in an elaborate human costume.
Just pushed my last jingle ball under the couch #kittyfail
I just received a payment for my latest Magpie-tweets! Magpie-tweets are sponsored by http://be-a-magpie.com and labeled ‘#adtweet’
You know, if only people would try to sell me fur enhancing products instead of Viagra, I might buy something.
Watching Iron Chef so I have things to fantasize about while eating my kibble.
June 2009
1 post
Omg people I don’t need debt consolidation! I’m a CAT!!!
May 2009
2 posts
Meowing out the window at passers by. I totally made someone look!
Found enormously huge empty bag from Babies R Us. Halfway out, back end still stuck inside. Help me, humans!
April 2009
7 posts
I think cats should start adding stupid captions to pictures of humans.
The humans went out for lunch and left Hannah Montana blasting on the Mac. NOT ACCEPTABLE.
I’m on a roll http://twitpic.com/3w4l5 #LOLPPL
Everyone ready for my first LOLPPL? http://twitpic.com/3w3uk
Very much not happy about the 90 degree weather.
Getting my paws used to Tweetie for Mac. The shortcuts that require three keys are hard for me since I have to use three paws.
My new publicity shot http://twitpic.com/2q6ue
March 2009
2 posts
Follow @chomple it’s my daddy’s food blog. You can see the nice stuff he eats while I choke down kibble.
To answer the question a bunch of you asked: I do not use the Twitter app for cats. I can come up with my own inane crap tyvm.
February 2009
4 posts
Trying to fix my water fountain. Apparently the pump does not react well to pieces of kibble. Who knew?
Don’t forget your cats on Valentine’s Day! Kitties need attention too!!!
Trying to be as disruptive as possible towards my humans today.
Watched Super Bowl. That Steelers receiver has to be part cat.
January 2009
28 posts
Ahhh Winter, finally. Glad that the fur is functional for a few weeks.
RT: GONUTZ coupon (50% off every.dang.thing. at tshirtoutlet.com) (via @branchero) (via @_Jody)
My humans are at the Winter Fancy Food Show in SF today. If you see them, bite them. My daddy will be wearing the chomple.com press badge.
I made this face at my humans when they got home. http://is.gd/gbHb
Learning how to use Windows 7. Much easier for cat paws than Vista. Still waiting for “catnip” theme for Aero.
LOL I think I managed to clog my water fountain with kibble again. Yoo hoo humans, come fix it!
On one hand Microsoft has gotten people excited about Windows 7. On the other hand, they are pissing everyone off… again.
Lol, why is Microsoft basically running the Windows 7 beta like a Woot-Off???
LOL my humans ate an Angry Whopper. http://chomple.typepad.com
Need to shred all of daddy’s hello kitty ornaments before next christmas.
Applecat totally needs the new 17” MacBook Pro
Mommy says I’m not allowed to change my name to Applecat today or she’s taking away my Internet privs.
OSU losing a big game? I’ve never seen that ever in my kitty life!!! Just kidding, happens all the time. Gonna go make fun of my humans.
Dear Longhorns on Twitter, let’s still be friends after this :)
A team from Texas with a coach from UNC, what’s not to hate. GO BUCKEYES!
Considering changing my name to Applecat for tomorrow. SO EXCITED OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
This is really aggravating. Past 2k followers, you can only have about 10% more followers than following. Not fun, Twitter. Not fun.
In any case, twitdevs have stated that you should at least be able to follow as many people as you have followers. Which is SO not enough.